memes that would exist if ancient greece had tumblr

thoodleoo:

• “blocked and reported” becomes “ritually ostracized and reported”
• tons of pics of featherless bipeds that people claim are men
• *picture of a random animal* is that zeus
• callout posts about homeric heroes
• reblogging posts from warriormale and claiming that plato wrote them
• responding to weird asks with “i know only one thing, and that is that i know nothing”
• instead of making gal pals jokes, people make ‘priestess of artemis’ jokes
• *in response to mention of anyone, real or fictional, dying* “tag your iliad spoilers”
• archaic smile reaction images in response to uncomfortable situations