people actually get so used to benevolent weirdness in their towns like. if you started wearing a dracula cape everywhere in my town, everyone would just come to accept it.
“hey, was that the dude who wears dracula capes everywhere?”
“yeah, he’s really nice, I talked to him in rite aid once. sorta weird obviously, but cool.”
in Jacksonville North Carolina there’s this guy known as The Jacksonville Ninja. He spends eight hours a day by the road combining dance with martial arts and has become so beloved that he’s practically a landmark.
We have the Hoboken Batman he’s been batman here for the past 10 years and has a little documentary!
We have a guy who everyone calls Blade. He dresses in an outfit like Blade, had a sword umbrella, and I’ve never seen him without this outfit. He’s been doing it for at least ten years by probably a lot more.
this isn’t a benevolent town weirdo. the Real Blade has been protecting you all from vampires for ten years and have you ever once stopped and thanked him… … .
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