roseverdict:

sewickedthread:

gaysexhaver666:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

babyangel-jpg:

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

“Remember, killing someone teaches them nothing. Leaving them maimed means they’ll remember it forever", things me mother told me

(along with ‘always wear protective gear when riding 2-wheeled vehicles, even a moped accident can cause permanent scarring/damage’ and ‘after you get 3rd degree burns on your leg, do not put on pantyhose to go to the hospital’).

That last one is oddly specific.