(Downloads disabled and/or want this for an animation? You can email me for the MP3!: anime_sonicmega@hotmail.com)
FEATURING:
Papyrus/Sans – Sean Chiplock (@sonicmega) Undyne – Kelcie Gilmore (@neomyotismon) Toriel – Jane Redd (@redasatomato) Alphys – Johanna Källström (JKchaan) Asgore – Chris Fiagome (JAR) Flowey – Chris Tout (@Faulerro)
AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I’M LYING IN BED HOPING I JOIN THE GUARD BEFORE I’M DEAD AND I I’M FEELING LIKE MAKING MORE PASTA (papyrus for the sake of LOVE please just kill me nowj
AND SO I WAKE UP HERE IN SNOWDIN AND I STEP OUTSIDE GO TO GRILLBY’S, WHERE SANS KEEPS WASTING TIME AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY RIBS WHAT’S BONIN’ ON (you know on second thought maybe gaster had the right idea)
(chorus) AND I SAY NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH HEH HEH I SAID NYEH WHAT’S BONIN’ ON?
(repeat)
(Asgore) And he tries…. OH AS-GOD, DO I TRY I TRY ALL THE TIME TO CATCH MYSELF A HUMAN…
(Undyne) And he SAVEs! OH AS-GOD DO I SAVE I SAVE EVERY SINGLE DAY (Hell yeah!) WITH DETERMINATION!
(chorus x3)
(Toriel) Don’t FIGHT, my dear… (Asgore) Find MERCY inside, (Alphys) Or learn how to HIDE, like Flowey.
(MK) Hey Mr. Flower, why you so angry-lookin’? (Flowey) Because I was put in this song by a BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AND THAT SOCK’S STILL NOT CLEAN BUT NOW I CAN MOVE IT IF I JUST USE MY DREAMS
go view your blog and you’ll see stuff from 2 years ago or six months ago mixed in with your most recent posts. go back further and you’ll start seeing recent posts out of order. every blog i’ve clicked on so far has had this glitch. it’s because when something is flagged and unflagged, it reposts to the top of your blog and gets pinned there.
some people have reported that drafts they made that got flagged got unflagged and posted without their permission. there have been quite a few reports of it so beware.
if you click on notifications for someone’s blog, the post will show as a ghost post because blogs are physically out of order now. time stamps are messed up, too.
some people are reporting that nsfw posts are the only thing that show up in their archive. some people are reporting that because blogs can no longer index nsfw, if you had anything in your archive that even mentioned it, it will mess up your entire blog.
you can still view people’s posts as normal on dash for the most part it seems? but viewing anywhere else is completely messed up if not impossible. on my blog you need to click back one page and you’ll start seeing my newer posts–but everything i made the day the ban was announced is pinned to the top of my blog, too.
all of this seems universal. it’s rolling out in waves so good luck lol.
the in-house export blog function doesn’t work for people with more than 2k posts. don’t bother.
ahhh.
yourblogname.tumblr.com/day/12/05/2018 still seems to work as does the tagged view on your blog. for now.
I actually feel sorry for the likely unpaid intern sitting at tumblr HQ dealing with all our bullshit and snark while those actually in charge watch the world burn from a safe distance and blame it on us damn kids not buying more products. Because ultimately this is what this about. Verizon needs to make money from Tumblr, and Verizon can’t make money cause Apple says “no adult content” and Apple has a stranglehold on the app market.
The fact that a lot of us use tumblr to host our own services and products as independent creators, often as our only source of income, is irrelevant to them. The fact that to many of us this is our community is meaningless to them. We’re acceptable collateral damage to furthering corporate greed and that’s the fucking tea on that.
Also to the hypothetical unpaid intern: leave, sweety. You can do better, and you’re worth so much more.
I thought Apple removed the app because of the CP though ?
Not that I don’t think Apple is evil or don’t have a stranglehold on the market, but
if the removal was specifically because of the pedophilia then
that was a more than fair decision. Come to think of it, if it was because of all the porn bots it was also pretty fair. Tumblr should have gotten its shit together way earlier about that and if the whole “no adult content” thing is wholly their decisions then this mess is on them for not being able to manage their own website, panicking when there’s finally some consequences and deciding that trying to ban all “adult content” instead of dealing with the actual problem is the way to go
(so yeah hypothetical intern might want to find a better, not completely incompetent place of work)
The CP is what forced them to roll out changes quicker, but otherwise this NSFW ban has been in the planning for quite some time. They were always planning to do this.
That whole “oh we rolled back the filtering system” that happened a while ago cause the algorithm was bullshit? Was them testing it to see a) how well it worked but also b) how we’d react.
But because, and this is all through the grapevine stuff and “anon sources” who were willing to talk to Vox (source), Verizon haven’t been putting any money into Tumblr since they bought it, the engineers that run the site have been jumping ship left right and center for better gigs (without being offered any reason to stay), so there’s been increasingly fewer staff to maintain or make changes, so the filter is still bullshit, still broken, and the site is only going to break further as time goes on cause no money is going into maintaining the basic infrastructure. So it doesn’t just seem like things are broken and no one is fixing it, things actually are breaking down, and there’s not enough people with the know how to fix it.
Tumblr is like the house built on sinking sand at this point. It just so also happens to be built on top of a tire fire as well, and the “discovery” of a CP circuit was just the thing that made them go “oh shit oh god oh shit” when Apple finally got sick of their shit and pulled the app. (And Apple is notorious for not allowing apps “that contain user generated content that is frequently pornographic” or for trying to muscle them out of site out of mind (source)(source)(source) so to the people in the notes going “uuuh they allow snapchat???”, yeah, for now. It also likely has different age restrictions and details in their ToS compared to the android one, where the rules about apps are a lot more lax, something which Steve Jobs himself was snarky about (source).)
Jesus Christ I’m so mad at myself for not knowing about any of this until now
Don’t forget that Verizon letting a liberal leaning, pro net neutrality site die is very much in its favor. Probably very calculated since many people use this site to stay informed on political things. Excuse the tinfoil hat, but I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if the porn bots were made by verizon to ‘force them to counter them by removing all adult content’
But hey I’m just a Californian still extremely salty about Verizon’s shit with the wildfires. So I just assume everything they do is fucking calculated evil.
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