memelord

pissvortex:

miseryghoul:

pissvortex:

one of my room mates sets his alarm for 3:00 am every day and i have yet to figure out why

huh

what

bi-lars:

kyian:

Iconic

This is probably one of the best moments in Spongebob’s history.

stay-myheartbeatsforlove:

jin-hikari:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cloudfreed:

onawhirlwind:

princessofpop:

“Pokémom”

Britney omg why

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

spongebobaesthetic:

Text stills in Spongebob Squarepants season 3, episode 50b: Krusty Krab Training Video

bext-k:

lem0nstealingwh0re:

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

I LOVE HUMPHREY

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

I live to see tumblr burn

fridgesama:

the onceler fandom resurrected with grinch thirst and the undertale fandom resurrected with rouxls thirst are going to have the most chaotic horny on main war this site has ever seen i’m just calling that now

aceofsquiddles:

life-of-eris:

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

iskinaary:

every youtuber when they saw sans in deltarune