this is how you fire a gun

fortnitw:

cathugging:

artistaesthetic:

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

This isn’t a kid, this is Andy milonakis, a full grown adult comedian

omg

I can’t find a link for this please help

lreynajr:

How far we’ve come.

taosnipple:

beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

And the Transgender Triathlon

Fingers in his ass Sunday?

buzzlightyearhugecock:

FINGERS IN HIS ASS

FINGERS IN HIS ASS

KANYE WEST HE LIKES

FINGERS IN HIS ASS

unclefather:

pathfinderlittleduck:

lavender-ice:

please.

auntieshakespeare:

I was at a wedding last week and the 50something year old DJ started playing “Africa” by Toto. Every person under 30 in the room started belting it out and losing their minds with joy and I heard the wedding planner say to one of the older guests, “For some reason Jerry started playing this at every wedding a few months ago and it’s always a hit.”

tracer-isms:

symphonyofshad0w:

vaporwavevocap:

quacktales:

Good post.

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

reblog if you love and respect Donald Duck in your house