thefuzzhead:

schmergo:

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

riverman2001:

Phos

dewa-chan:

rip hair dorito

bryptid:

xiaq:

A tall muscular undergrad walking purposely toward the English building, talking on the phone in a loud, assertive voice: I’m gunna kill it!  I’m prepared! I’m confident! I’m ready! I believe in myself!
After a moment of silence, in a much quieter voice:  Yeah, thanks, mom. That helped. I’ll call you after and let you know how it goes. Love you.

aw

diva193:

hold-me-im-a-fermata:

take-me-to-your-lieder:

prokopetz:

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

“Vampires are rich and white, werewolves are poor and/or POC” is a trope I’m honestly very tired of.

I’d be totally down for grungy anarchist vampires versus inbred aristocrat werewolves. I mean, the dog breeding metaphor is right there.

Habsburg werewolves.

Imagine King George III (the mad one) going mad because he’s bitten by his werewolf mistress omg someone write this

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH