funeralmarketsuperstore:

los-ninos-rojos:

tilthat:

TIL McDonald’s is experimenting with playing classical music over the restaurants’ loudspeakers at night in hopes of stopping fights from breaking out

via reddit.com

3 in the morning in mcdonalds is the occult shadow-world where true civil war manifests itself

i don’t know about the rest of y’all but if i walk into a McDonald’s at 3am and i hear haydn’s creation playing up in that joint im going absolutely ape primal like mother fuck


http://historyofmemes.tumblr.com/post/180246617185/audio_player_iframe/historyofmemes/tumblr_nb1qbmv9pX1s6nc5o?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nb1qbmv9pX1s6nc5oo1.mp3

thenightetc:

jelloapocalypse:

sturmtruppen:

spacemanjose:

sonysportswalkman:

if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

This is the character select theme for the chillest arcade cabinet racing game where every level takes place at 2am in the most inexplicably neon-lit city. Any time you crash into another object it just makes a satisfying “ding!” sfx that layers on top of the music.

@argumate

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.