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letthedalekssaycuck:

stabsinthe:

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms

add it to the list boys

luigiappreciation:

kilejigeebub:

luigiappreciation:

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

smunchsmunch:

This is just a shout out to all those Jews in public music programs that have to perform Christmas music in December. Orchestra, band, choir, guitar, whatever.

A shout out to the Jews who are called inhumane and rude for not liking Christmas music, to the Jews who are scolded for not participating in Christmas Spirit.

A shout out to the Jews who can’t even complain that it’s all Christmas music because someone inevitably says something like “We know you’re a Jew, can you just shut up already?”

A shout out to the Jews who are forced by their class or group to participate in Christmas Spirit and get dressed up as though they’re funny little dolls in Santa hats and reindeer horns and candy canes and all the other commercial Christmas vomit.

A shout out to the Jews that feel like they have to hide their discomfort and their Jewishness during the December/winter concert for the sake of easing the nerves of people who don’t want to hear anything other than sleigh bells.

A shout out to the Jews that have to hear “Just because you’re Jewish doesn’t mean you shouldn’t like Christmas!”

A shout out to the Jews who feel too stereotypical for disliking Christmas music.

skrambled:

polygonfighter:

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

lexidius:

the-golden-baron-of-ghosts:

evilmel:

celticpyro:

delphox-is-cute:

choronui:

the-fandom-meme:

1ngenium:

pookaclubs:

fountainstranger:

askcommisaryarrick:

robertge:

lemonfont:

jarleyfont:

temperjoke:

wandering-heart-ffxiv:

kalianos:

stereofeathers:

the-lightest-shadow:

the-spoopy-sylph:

goodeye-cyborg:

zorpederpedooon:

ar-u:

theladyregret:

sheikahbird:

toxeh:

wingleader:

darkdraculina:

bogatyris:

viilemie:

destinyapocalypse:

awesomonster:

chiimonster:

bramblepatch:

teratocybernetics:

blackbearmagic:

heofspeckledplumage:

cheshirepirouette:

werewolfhistorian:

oakenroots:

yourantagonist:

i love that every pokémon is someone’s favourite pokémon. it doesn’t matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it’s their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter’s absolute favourite. i talked with someone recently who announced sudowoodo as their tippy top favourite. every single one is loved by someone and idk, i think that’s gotdang heartwarming

I love Swinub. Cute little baby piggy