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johnfreesiins:

ryanccole:

I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

holyshit

it is based on Hamlet, so yes.

cake-warrior:

pylertalma:

pinkseedgrows:

blackqueerblog:

The look on everyone’s faces – esp. Justin Trudeau’s – PRICELESS!!

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

i feel it man. hang in there

tilthat:

TIL: Dexter Holland, the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of The Offspring has an MS in molecular biology, and in 2013 co-authored a paper on microRNA in HIV genomes. He owns a hot sauce company, and is a licensed flight instructor who has flown around the world on his own, in ten days.

via reddit.com

justfairythings:

okay after scrolling through everything, THIS was the only post that was flagged. it’s also i think my post with the most notes? if that’s useful information for anyone trying to figure out the specifics of this Hell Algorithm idk. it’s also, as expected, fucking hilarious

w0wls:

When you take your goth kid out and they have fun

captainevans:

some people’s blogs are being incorrectly flagged as being explicit so if you would like to check your status, you can look it up on postlimit.com.

if you have been incorrectly marked as nsfw, you can appeal before tumblr permanently filters you as such and your blog is set back to default settings prior to december 18th here.

sickviking-fr:

cynicalkittycat:

gilltheanon:

oikawad:

oikawad:

u can’t tell me that this doesn’t have edward elric written all over it

ed, transmuting his arm to this monstrosity at every available opportunity: it’s fashion babey !

ling yao, who can’t handle this: i WILL kill you with my bare hands

@cynicalkittycat

you HAD to tag me

I need this on all my blogs, don’t mind me