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Like D&D? Like jokes? How about pugs and magical tree stumps? WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE, they’re all in my Fantasy/Comedy series Elf & Warrior, updated every Wednesday on Webtoon!

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yourdndstories:

It ain’t hurtin’ nobody and they seem to be having fun.

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yourdndstories:

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yourdndstories:

“What do you mean, ‘Change it back?’” “-drawing sword- You know what I mean.”

from @candigram

yourdndstories:

She ain’t horsin’ around. From Gabby D.

Heads up, we on instagram.

hellie-the-smol-dork:

Me in middle school lol

cc–sketches:

Rest in Peace Stan Lee

Thanks for all the great memories.

You did good kid.

positive-memes:

Missing dog 😦

tyrannosaurus-rex:

magearna:

notreblogs:

chefpyro:

i’m having a stroke

can somebody caption this for me

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just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate