memeport

stydiaherondale:

just imagine the jokes LMAO

coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—”

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

cannibalchicken:

stickynutjuice:

me when i’m emperor and make all weird shit illegal and the kpoppers and kinnies put rat poison in the grapes i’m being fed

theseriouscynic:

minerponyfeldspar:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i ran a super smash brothers club in high school and we literally had to shut it down for this reason. like the class that used the room after us was complaining that the room was unusable

Friend saw this in Lubbock

A lot of girls didn’t like chilling in the gaming room at my uni because the dudes smelled bad and they were always playing smash Bros.