memeport

bubonickitten:

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out

🎶 you better wATCH OUT

🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt

🎶

whrm:

manaphy:

polisical:

polisical:

remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song

butterbeeralcoholic:

mistedyellow:

parks and rec had the best minor characters

This was Jake Peralta before he became a cop

not-terezi-pyrope:

alanahikarichan:

nanomancy:

reblog this post if you made a duck. i’m forming an army

hranuspeaks:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

booblessgoddess:

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

foolishandfurious:

Hela wouldn’t have been able to do a damn thing to this.