memeport

nutellarella:

now here’s a story from a to z, you want to get with me, you better listen carefully

nekobill:

dankqueenofsadnessville:

Awww

i will protect you tofu chan

armieggedon:

antikevinfeige:

a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor:

LEST WE FORGET

fructoseguts:

#1: tortellini; it looks like j,ust pasta but usually theres meat or scheese insdie

meladoodle:

For the second year in a row, despite an email being sent around and a bunch of people agreeing, I am the only one who dressed up for halloween.

trash-no-jutsu:

me, when i haven’t watched a popular anime: geez, why’s everyone reblogging this? it doesn’t even seem that fun anyway. i guess i’ll watch it later for the heck of it

me, having watched it months later after the fandom is dead and there aren’t any updates: DBWIBXKWS SO THAT’S WHY. NO WAIT PLEASE COME BACK I NEED FRIENDS THIS IS SO GOOD—

theweefreewomen:

tomorrowcomest0day:

[first photo: “Vulcans never lie?” “Never,” Spock lied.

second photo: “I’m not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf said,]

north-star-lesbian:

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

ideupstairs:

treeloverfan:

Was this the intention

very tired cat writing a term paper