theshitpostcalligrapher:

corporationsarepeople:

biscuit-and-jam:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-nekoromancer:

the-nekoromancer:

one-real-summer:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

TODAY ON TERRIBLE TEXTBOOK FINDS

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS OFF ME I THINK IVE BROEKN MY HAND

Speaking of unfortunate acronyms, the one for some new program we’re doing at work is HPV

I cannot remember what the V stands for… Haystack Procedure something or other (haystack being our company name)

Universal Workers Union (UWU)

I just remembered a Real british one that is even better. National Union of Teachers:

Or NUT.

OH MY GOD

You are like little baby, watch this

(United catholics for México)

I just gotta say,

y’all.

HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS i remember being given the option to buy these on shirts back when I was in Taekwondo in high school 

thyrell:

yaboybigbadguzma:

thyrell:

dankmemeuniversity:

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??

Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.

You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

kiralmellonear:

autumngracy:

zforzelma:

lesbianshepard:

so i was googling cerberus and during the labors of heracles the final labor assigned to him was to capture cerberus and instead of, like, stealing the dog he just went down to hades and asked if he could borrow his dog. and hades agreed like with the condition that he wouldn’t harm him and?? this is hilarious to me??? hades was so chill he was just like “yeah you can borrow my dog for your redemption quest just bring him back unharmed, alright?”

Hades is a good guy.

“Yo Hades can I borrow Spot for a bit”

“Yeah sure whatevs, a little fresh air’ll be good for him”

Cool