memeport

possessedscholar:

darkeonwarlord:

Some of my favorite Fate quotes

Ok now I’m convinced they’re doing it on purpose.

ktae:

ragesyndrome:

ragesyndrome:

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theawkwardchimera:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

dwight-schrutes:

my last two braincells when i make a rare good decision

saheeli-rai:

catchymemes:

you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.

questions-within-questions:

xenothral:

yo-its-matt:

muffinsandmatriarchy:

salparadisewasright:

The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

420 bonk it

leonardi-dicaprisun:

sweethotnight:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

the anniversary of this legend

katesattic:

uisce-bitch:

bravadopinfire:

No more child actors. Children don’t deserve to be exposed to Hollywood. From now on all children will be portrayed by adults walking on their knees.

Mother: “Sara it’s 10 o clock bedtime sweetie”

*hugh Jackman in a blond wig with pig tails*: BUT MOOOOOOOOM